I’ve spent the last few years studying Cancer, and I’ve arrived at the following: Cancer is a weirdo. He once told me his real name is Mr Onkos Karkinos, and all he ever dreamt of was to travel different places and to experiment with immortality.

While I respect Mr Karkinos for his intellect, I do not appreciate his actions. Sort of like Dr Hannibal Lecter. However, he’s interesting. So, we have long conversations into the night.

Me and Mr Karkinos have been talking for a few years now, so I know some of his best-kept secrets. This is why people ask me all sorts of questions about him.

This blog is an attempt to answer some of those questions.